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it just me, or does Jerry Nadler look like he should be baking cookies in a tree.
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12-06-2019 12:42 by Grumpy
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I'm not afraid to admit it. It's time like these that I like go to my "special place", and caress my emotional support firearms.
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06-22-2020 19:11 by Grumpy
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In an effort to be sensitive to the current atmosphere. Wild Cherry has changed the name of their 1970's hit to simply "Play us an upbeat song Cracker".
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06-25-2020 22:22 by Grumpy
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Apparently my wife was just tying her shoe, and didn't want to play leapfrog
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09-01-2020 16:46 by Grumpy
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Jeffrey Toobin said he was willing to lend a hand, with Thursdays debate.
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10-20-2020 14:21 by Grumpy
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They just left Jeffrey Toobin hanging there.
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10-20-2020 14:23 by Grumpy
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I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds this morning . His mom was furious.
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11-09-2020 07:42 by Grumpy
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Breaking news!!! They are making a sequel to "Unforgiven" . It's called "Look, I said I was sorry".
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11-16-2020 17:29 by Grumpy
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Farting under the covers is no longer called a dutch oven. It’s now a "covid test". If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
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01-01-2021 13:49 by Grumpy
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Does the White House have a " "smoking room"? Asking for Hunter.
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01-21-2021 20:48 by Grumpy
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Breaking news!! Biden overheard telling Dr Jill, that Executive Orders were like Lay's potato chips. He stated "They're so good, no one, can sign just one".
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01-29-2021 07:58 by Grumpy
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What did Jill say to Joe, when he left the White House, this morning? "Have a safe trip."
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03-19-2021 19:46 by Grumpy
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I heard Biden went on a trip today.
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03-19-2021 19:46 by Grumpy
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Got up early this morning, and fertilized the yard. My neighbor still won't look me in the eye.
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04-10-2021 11:38 by Grumpy
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CNN+ didn't even last as long as a Kardashian marriage.
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04-21-2022 16:04 by Grumpy
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This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.
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05-05-2023 22:21 by Grumpy
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