Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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angry,she caught Chlamydia from a bicycle seat
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04-15-2009 08:34
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I would get your number but I already got it off the bathroom wall.
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04-15-2009 16:34 by Paul!!!!
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Where is my balloon? I thought What ever goes up comes down!
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04-15-2009 22:37 by Mozzam
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wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!
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04-16-2009 09:04
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making a sex tape and shooting up heroin with Miley Cyrus
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04-16-2009 09:28
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"when you listen to your Rice Krispies in reverse, you can hear the DEVIL telling you to steal Lucky's charms"
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would be high on Life, but she doesn't want to snort the milk.
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04-16-2009 21:42
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happy that his Judgement Day is not Today
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04-16-2009 23:54 by Rjd
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forgot to stop the Q-tip when their was resistence
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04-17-2009 07:45
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showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture.
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04-17-2009 10:00
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changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.
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04-17-2009 10:03
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logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)
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04-17-2009 10:04
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if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
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04-17-2009 11:06
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if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
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04-17-2009 11:08
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You win some, you loose some, but it's all good if you get some :)
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spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.
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04-17-2009 22:53
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riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.
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04-17-2009 23:22
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thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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04-17-2009 23:26
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moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!
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04-17-2009 23:30
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used to jog a mile everyday, then I found a shortcut...
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04-18-2009 01:05 by G420
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