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Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting
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02-02-2017 13:22
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Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
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02-02-2017 17:43
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Beyonce has more African American people in her belly than Trump has in his cabinet.
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02-02-2017 17:47 by JW
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Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion
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02-03-2017 09:59
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Trump really trying to take credit for Obama's 227,000 added jobs in January? Smh.....
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02-05-2017 09:16 by JW
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Do people literally just sit there and think about Trump ALL DAY long? My lord people. Watch Netflix, go outside, go to work, eat an apple, have sex, call a friend, do laundry, smoke pot, buy a truck, plan a trip, rob an old lady, cook jello, use a port a
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02-05-2017 16:55 by mr maybe
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Trump has been in power for over 2 weeks. Why am I not rolling in the dough?????
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02-06-2017 15:39 by Stevinski
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Trump for some days has tried to please Isr aiel for rele gious motivations. And I'm not re ligious to give a...
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02-06-2017 21:33
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Trump has the same problem with the wall as he does in the bedroom ... he can't get it up.
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02-07-2017 09:36
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For the record, we voted Trump in, because we're sick and tired of being poor, right? That's why I voted for him.
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02-07-2017 14:57
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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you do not have to feed him again " Trump 20:17
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02-07-2017 15:52 by Lsu690
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Mexican president Nieto threatens Trump.. Build the wall and we will launch bottle rockets at you!
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02-07-2017 17:05 by schizm
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We should build a wall around Trump.
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02-08-2017 06:24
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Lady GaGa is performing with Metallica at the Grammys. Sounds like its gonna be an hour of Trump bashing and a couple crappy songs I downloaded on napster 15 years ago.
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02-09-2017 21:29
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You want to know why Trump is so pissed off? Its because the whitehouse smells like coconuts and piss.
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02-09-2017 21:31
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NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.
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02-09-2017 23:31 by XX-FOXY
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At our family weddings, we always watch our senile old grandpa to see what dumb thing he will do next. Now Trump fills that role for the whole country.
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02-10-2017 09:51
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SNL just call me and asked me, If I want to play a character on the show. Apparently they are running out of characters to make fun of in Trump's cabinet
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02-10-2017 15:00 by jbab
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Even Prime MInister Abe of Japan was surprised by how tiny Donald Trump's hands are, and he comes from a nation of tiny-handed people.
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02-10-2017 19:23
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Why is Trump telling you to buy a line of clothing an ethics violation, but Obama forcing you to buy health insurance is totally OK?
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02-15-2017 14:58
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