JOE Funny Status Messages

   a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever

   I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.

   i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....

   Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...

   Note to all my FB Friends: As we all know, the end of the world will be tomorrow. So with that being said.... I think you are all a bunch of idiots!

   Use the aging app on your kids and you may find out who the daddy is

   Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.

   My Deep Thought: Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.

   Rise up against E.D. The Erectial Disfuction epedemic should not be taken softly...

   The best way to serve eggs for breakfast? Omelette you guys decide..

   If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?

   Anybody have a good recipe for stuffed rice? 🙃