Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   says that the only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

   a smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

   when you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

   always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

   believes people are all the same, we only get judged by what we do.

   never regret doing things that will make you happy. we have but one life to live.. it's too short to dwell on negativities.

   It's for you Mr. Reid. It's Al Sharpton and he sounds pissed. You better take the call because he likes to march about as much as the Germans

   Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!

   we all have different capacities, what's lacking for you may be too much for me already.. so don't push it.

   was let out today from the men in white coats man what the hell were they thinking

   kudos to all your bra wearers out there:)

   quit gambling. wanna bet?

   pumpkins are alot like men, there heads are hollow, there brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny:S

   patience is not a virture, its a waste of time.

   thinking jelously gets you no where, so hurry up and get over it.

   I thought of something today, I wont ever do that again, it hurt.

   really a sensible girl, it just so happens she came in a dorky package.

   busy cleaning the now-orange keyboard thanks to cheetos!

   really hungry now but I have to serve the virtual eggheads at cafe world first.. aaahh! I need to get a life!

   When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining.