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..when people write "is ;-)" as their stat message,you tend to think,well,if I was ";-)" would I stop and write a stat update about it? Obviously you're not ";-)" very well.
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March 4th. I like today's date because it's like i'm telling people what to do.
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Naomi Campbell should take up golf because she's really good at hitting the driver.
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If you need space then work at NASA.
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When I said "I wanted to be held" I didn't mean "by the Authorities".
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My laziness is becoming such a issue that I can't even be bothered hanging my clothes on my treadmill anymore
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Keep smiling. But not to the point where people begin to think you're mentally unbalanced.
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Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
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Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
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Morning without coffee is like sleep.
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Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in awhile,nine out of ten people would have nothing to talk about.
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The other day I threw a boomerang at a ghost. I knew it would come back to haunt me.
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Copywight 2010 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
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Spent the whole day checking items off my task list. In retrospect, I probably should have used that time to complete tasks
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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So it's mothers day and I had trouble deciding what to get my mother-in-law I couldn't choose between a Toyota Prius or a holiday in Haiti, so eventually I plumped for luging lessons in Vancouver.
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It may look like i'm doing nothing but at the cellular level i'm actually quite busy.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
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