Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   regretting all their wasted time on my space

   "kid tested, mother approved "

   immeasurably happy'

   "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

   wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff

   thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.

   planning to streak on The Today Show.

   whistling a merry tune

   one beer short of a six pack

   going places just as soon as he gets out of this freaking bed

   connecting his drainage to your bath tub...

   peeing in your Garden

   kicking it ol' school

   also available on Blu-ray!

   ? Who the hell is that?

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   coming to a theater near you!

   coming up so you better get this party started.

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar