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   messageicon doesnt get why people blow their noses and then look it. What were you expecting? Diamonds?? :D
←Rate | 06-20-2011 15:48 by nosaltplz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows for a fact that the Miss Universe Pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth!
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:44 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesnt get it...Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:46 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  


   messageicon honestly feels that if God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 16:04 by nosaltplz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes we never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 15:57 by nosaltplz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes that stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 16:02 by nosaltplz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks its funny. They begin the evening news with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 16:00 by nosaltplz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesnt have a beer gut.Its a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:49 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  


   messageicon explains Impotence: Its nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:50 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  


   messageicon that the probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:47 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer! :P
←Rate | 06-20-2011 15:55 by nosaltplz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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