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   messageicon Do you know what I hate worse than people? Groups of people.
←Rate | 02-26-2018 14:17 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A safe word, but for when you can’t listen to another boring story.
←Rate | 02-27-2018 11:50 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hold my jean jacket. Someone just insulted Savage Garden.
←Rate | 03-13-2018 02:40 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon finishing the toilet paper roll and not replacing it should be considered as domestic terrorism.
←Rate | 02-28-2018 23:30 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone who says you added too much cheese is an undercover cop.
←Rate | 03-25-2018 07:18 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The forest was shrinking yet trees kept voting for the AXE because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
←Rate | 03-10-2018 06:25 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You should be allowed to pet a dog without having to say a word to the owner.
←Rate | 03-02-2018 14:56 by @kisstopher707 Comments (3)  

   messageicon have you ever quit alcohol to save money then realised that alcohol money cannot be saved because if you're not drinking it, it doesn't exist?
←Rate | 03-21-2018 09:54 by @kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


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