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X says You should be allowed to pet a dog without having to say a word to the owner.
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←Rate | 03-02-2018 14:56 by @kisstopher707

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Markf
Monday March 5, 2018 @ 04:35 PM

This one could be re-worded several ways, like: "This biker dude is looking kinda scary, but I maybe if I pet his rottweiler while he is looking the other way we can be friends."

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