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   messageicon I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 14:27 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
←Rate | 01-26-2013 14:56 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're 15... You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy, not a baby kicking.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 14:27 by @MiserableMadge Comments (2)  

   messageicon I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on Monday morning.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 17:30 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ever think you're ugly just remember it's because you are.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 07:41 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the London Marathon I did 4 hours, 1 minute and 9 seconds last year. Will try to beat that, but I seem to get bored and turn over to watch something else.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 07:54 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 07:40 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 15:26 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs... Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 12:26 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  


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