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   messageicon Trump has to hold onto someone's hand. Melania doesn't want to do it, so someone else has to.
←Rate | 04-26-2018 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the white house stake dinner did they serve "trump stakes and wine"
←Rate | 04-26-2018 20:01 by Just.wondering Comments (1)  


   messageicon After a news briefing outside the white house. trump and president Macron walked away holding hands. What's up with that
←Rate | 04-26-2018 19:14 Comments (2)  


   messageicon This is to the tune of let it be.. O obese..... O obese..... O obese..... O obese..... That's what donald trump is .... O obese.
←Rate | 04-26-2018 00:19 by Guesswho Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it was Sunday, without a shred of reasonable doubt, and Donald Trump told me it was Saturday, I'd believe it was Saturday just like that.
←Rate | 04-25-2018 13:17 by ConSheep Comments (4)  


   messageicon If it was Sunday, and Donald Trump told me it was Sunday, I'd still check the calendar.
←Rate | 04-25-2018 05:56 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Melania Trump to have first state dinner by herself. Hmmmmmm, interesting.....
←Rate | 04-22-2018 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate to admit it, but Trump is no good at being President. He can't do a simple task of uniting the people together.
←Rate | 04-21-2018 00:30 by RealHillbilly Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're brainwashed when Donald Trump and FOX News have you convinced that the FBI are the bad guys and Russia are the good guys.
←Rate | 04-20-2018 15:01 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. And also, he says he's been a good and faithful husband.
←Rate | 04-19-2018 23:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump has repeatedly broken at least 4 of the 10 commandments: Adultery, theft, dishonesty, and coveting. Doesn't read the bible, go to church, ask for forgiveness from God, or repent. Yet the evangelical support him against the will of God.
←Rate | 04-19-2018 11:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be back soon. I have to go to the bathroom and take a massive Trump.
←Rate | 04-16-2018 12:39 Comments (7)  


   messageicon The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.
←Rate | 04-16-2018 10:49 Comments (5)  


   messageicon What a great interview on ABC. I especially loved it when James Comey says President Trump is a serial liar, treats women like “meat” and is a “stain” on all who work for him. Greatest show ever!
←Rate | 04-16-2018 00:03 Comments (2)  


   messageicon In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.
←Rate | 04-15-2018 04:46 Comments (3)  


   messageicon When a double agent goes rogue. At long last looks like Trump has turned on his Russian handlers.
←Rate | 04-12-2018 14:37 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If there's one person on the planet capable of rejecting President Trump's requests (without enduring the wrath of his Twitter fury), it's Melania Trump.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 13:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm building a wall around New Mexico too! I don't need any New Mexicans when I'm still trying to get rid of the old ones" - Donald Trump
←Rate | 04-06-2018 23:18 Comments (2)  


   messageicon This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!
←Rate | 03-28-2018 23:52 by PettyTHilton Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 09:41 Comments (13)  

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