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   messageicon Today Trump...... ...... Never mind you'll just think it's fake news.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 04:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In other news today, The Kremlin announced Donald J. Trump as its employee of the month for July 2018. "Nobody has worked harder to further Russian interests than Donald," the statement read, "and we felt now was the time to recognize his loyalty."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 02:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reminds me of Game of Thrones. Donald J. Trump is REEK, prisoner and lapdog of Ramsay Bolton aka PUTIN.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever Trump's supporters come across an actual fact that proves Trump wrong, they immediately label it Fake News.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wait! Did FOX reporter John Roberts say Trump threw the US under the bus????? OMG, that is so awesome!
←Rate | 07-16-2018 18:11 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump is a traitor. He will bash his own country and people to please his boyfriend, Putin.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 14:54 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Trump has a date with his boyfriend Putin.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 1iberals, shut up about Trump never going to win a Nobel Peace Prize. Obama never won one, so in your face!
←Rate | 07-15-2018 14:00 by Jack Comments (9)  

   messageicon Finally! Trump is insulting Putin!
←Rate | 07-15-2018 12:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm surprised Trump didn't declare nuclear war with England after the huge snubbed from some of the Royal family.
←Rate | 07-15-2018 09:40 Comments (6)  

   messageicon Egotistical trump breaks royal protocal by blocking queen Elizabeth at military inspection. Way to go DOTARD.
←Rate | 07-14-2018 18:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bought some Trump Diapers today. They were already full of Carp.
←Rate | 07-14-2018 18:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
←Rate | 07-14-2018 02:48 Comments (9)  

   messageicon I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?
←Rate | 07-08-2018 16:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?
←Rate | 06-30-2018 22:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.
←Rate | 06-30-2018 20:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA
←Rate | 06-27-2018 20:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!
←Rate | 06-21-2018 12:30 Comments (1)  

   messageicon How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:35 Comments (0)  


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