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   messageicon Able to lose $250 Million dollars in a single year. It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's Donald Trump!
←Rate | 05-08-2019 16:43 Comments (1)  

   messageicon A 30 second super bowl ad cost 5 million dollars. Trump said that's crazy, 30 seconds only cost me 130 thousand.
←Rate | 02-04-2019 17:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I said, "Alexa, list Trump's lies." She hasn't shut up for three days.
←Rate | 01-27-2019 16:23 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I miss the days when the worst thing about Trump was just his hair.
←Rate | 01-25-2019 13:27 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The worlds greatest marionette is Putin. He has Trump as a puppet and I can’t even see the strings.
←Rate | 01-13-2019 21:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump being re-elected is as likely as Ken and Barbie doing the wild thing.
←Rate | 01-13-2019 18:02 by Comments (9)  

   messageicon "If you are under investigation by the FBI. you should not be president -Donald Trump 7/14/16
←Rate | 01-13-2019 11:39 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Forget the wall Trump wants us to pay for. WTF is he doing about Nickleback?
←Rate | 01-11-2019 08:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm very curious to see how many people still believe Trump when Trump said that past presidents told him that they wanted to build a wall, when the past four living presidents publicly announced that they never said no such thing to him.
←Rate | 01-08-2019 13:53 Comments (13)  

   messageicon Trump is an inspiration to me that an unattractive man can get a wife.
←Rate | 01-02-2019 00:16 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Why is trump pardoning a turkey? Did it murder a journalist?
←Rate | 11-21-2018 00:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 01:40 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon "YOU ARE FIRED!" - Just me practicing for when Trump is impeached.
←Rate | 09-22-2018 10:07 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump is the best thing to ever happen to US comedians.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 01:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 02:02 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?
←Rate | 08-10-2018 10:51 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?
←Rate | 07-30-2018 21:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 20:07 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.
←Rate | 07-20-2018 14:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2018 16:03 Comments (7)  


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