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   messageicon I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 07:32 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is presidential; Jeff Sessions is honest; Roy Moore is a Christian; and Blake Shelton is the "Sexiest Man Alive." It's like America has totally stopped trying.
←Rate | 11-15-2017 14:00 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Reporter: “Will you send aid to those affected by the earthquake in Iraq? Trump: Help out Isis No
←Rate | 11-13-2017 23:01 by CaroJR Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.
←Rate | 11-13-2017 08:40 Comments (7)  


   messageicon Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!
←Rate | 11-05-2017 17:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 12:31 by Sparky739 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "
←Rate | 11-02-2017 12:14 Comments (12)  


   messageicon The NYC terror attack comes to you courtesy of the Democratic Party, Barry Obama and the judges he appointed, who've halted Pres. Trump from fulfilling his promise to secure our borders from Islamic terror.
←Rate | 11-01-2017 07:17 Comments (8)  


   messageicon If Trump is actually guilty in the Russia scandals then I will seriously commit suicide.
←Rate | 10-29-2017 15:04 by MAGAconservative Comments (3)  


   messageicon Jeff Flake voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina. And the guy hates Trump. Now that's saying something.
←Rate | 10-25-2017 01:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!
←Rate | 10-18-2017 02:54 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump
←Rate | 10-12-2017 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya! Trump says one thing will work when it comes to N. Korea. Bomb the deal out of them. I support that!
←Rate | 10-08-2017 03:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.
←Rate | 09-29-2017 00:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....
←Rate | 09-28-2017 16:19 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex
←Rate | 09-28-2017 05:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 15:47 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 15:40 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 12:29 Comments (3)  


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