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   messageicon Steam Workshop :: Zoey with Christmas Hat
←Rate | 03-12-2018 22:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You people can keep blaming your weight or tight fitting clothes on the holidays if you want, but I am not going to lie to myself, most of you were Fat in December too
←Rate | 01-20-2018 04:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Big moment here: I just finished building that gingerbread house for the holidays.
←Rate | 01-16-2018 21:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are 361 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up. This is getting ridiculous.
←Rate | 12-27-2017 08:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.
←Rate | 12-27-2017 06:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook is so dead during the holidays, I almost considered sex with my husband.
←Rate | 12-26-2017 04:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I really hope that I don't get another sweater for Christmas. I'd much prefer a moaner or a screamer. lol!
←Rate | 12-24-2017 12:22 by @slopoker21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon why is Santa so jolly? Cause he knows where all the naughty girls live.
←Rate | 12-23-2017 23:21 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you said you were gay.
←Rate | 12-23-2017 01:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spice up the holidays with random quotation marks: "Merry" Christmas to your family / Merry Christmas to "your" family / Merry Christmas to your "family"
←Rate | 12-22-2017 17:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "OK, send me your mother.
←Rate | 12-22-2017 09:12 by Erich Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don't think soooo.
←Rate | 12-22-2017 07:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I assume nowadays the Christmas family portrait theme involves four people staring into their electronic devices next to the Christmas tree...
←Rate | 12-20-2017 09:42 by Shalam-Balam Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked Santa for Hillary Clinton for Christmas, but he said “No, You’ll Shoot Her Eye Out!”
←Rate | 12-20-2017 03:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Want to see somethine scary? When your house is full of teenagers for the holidays, unplug your wi-fi.
←Rate | 12-19-2017 11:09 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon its christmas time. lets see some funnies and not democratic bull
←Rate | 12-19-2017 05:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care what we have for Christmas dinner as long as it's lasagna.
←Rate | 12-19-2017 04:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I decided to use Craigslist to do all my Christmas shopping. Look's like everyone's getting used couches this year.
←Rate | 12-18-2017 07:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of paying $49 for this new toy for my son's Christmas present is knowing how happy some other kid will be in 3 months when we donate it to a thrift store
←Rate | 12-16-2017 07:39 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
←Rate | 12-14-2017 05:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  


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