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   messageicon How do you break a mans heart? You can't because they don't have one.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 13:24 by xokellyxo Comments (5)  


   messageicon She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 14:16 by Xokellyxo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tropical Storm, hurrican Alex, is expected to hit the Gulf of Mexico today/tomorrow. They're saying it may interfer with the cleanup from Bp's oil spill. That's too bad: because it's been going so well.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 17:48 by xokellyxo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear god, If you give us back Kurt Cobain, we'll give you Lady GaGa!
←Rate | 06-04-2010 11:44 by xokellyxo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Love" is purely a chemical imbalance of serotonin, dopamine, & norepinephrine. It is nothing magical or "special"; just simply an irregularity in the brain; a "two-faced high"
←Rate | 03-28-2010 04:37 by xokellyxo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This program contains graphic material! Jergens and Kleenex optional!
←Rate | 03-28-2010 04:33 by xokellyxo Comments (0)  



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