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   messageicon I almost missed work this morning because "somebody" changed the order of my "day of the week" undies.
←Rate | 05-08-2013 21:08 by theycallme411 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn't on purpose!
←Rate | 03-02-2013 08:21 by theycallme411 Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out the answer to the question, "Why does my dog like to put his head out the car window and he doesn't like when I blow in his face?" Answer: Halitosis!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 22:47 by theycallme411 Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw the new George Foreman grill in the store last night and the box says it can reduce fat by 42%. It's a lie...I leaned against the box and nothing happened!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 22:20 by theycallme411 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw Elvis, Marilyn and Bin Laden at Walmart...I have pics...but for politically correct reasons I cannot post them!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 21:05 by theycallme411 Comments (0)  



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