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   messageicon You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 09:36 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one's eating fish ever again
←Rate | 05-22-2012 09:09 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dinner guests coming over later and I forgot to take something out. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?
←Rate | 05-22-2012 09:02 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 09:00 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my word
←Rate | 05-22-2012 08:49 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders can't fly
←Rate | 05-22-2012 08:49 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hate you…I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence
←Rate | 05-21-2012 09:42 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a drug sniffing dog but for all the wrong reasons
←Rate | 05-21-2012 09:39 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nomophobia, the fear of being without a cell phone, is the most common phobia
←Rate | 05-21-2012 09:38 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop adding people you don't know on Facebook as your “friends”. Friends aren't Pokemon cards, you can't collect them all!
←Rate | 05-21-2012 09:34 by sweetlikeantifreeze Comments (0)  



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