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   messageicon Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.
←Rate | 01-03-2024 13:52 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...
←Rate | 04-29-2022 19:36 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.
←Rate | 10-22-2021 12:12 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these people running around with masks on.... Made in China
←Rate | 01-31-2020 15:04 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when Fall season has shown up. Crappy door wreaths everywhere.
←Rate | 09-22-2018 10:37 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you missed the 3 seasons of McCain's funeral you can now watch it on Netflix.
←Rate | 09-03-2018 10:39 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let Madonna speak at my funeral please...
←Rate | 08-21-2018 17:32 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took an Ambien and now I hate everyone....
←Rate | 05-30-2018 20:05 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(
←Rate | 12-05-2017 00:50 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!
←Rate | 08-31-2017 17:34 by Rick Comments (0)  



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