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   messageicon Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. -Dwight Schrute.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 16:47 by repero Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther. -Dwight Schrute
←Rate | 02-01-2011 16:46 by repero Comments (0)  


   messageicon How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…
←Rate | 02-01-2011 16:45 by repero Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 12:56 by repero Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Dad took the "how horny are you ? " test. the result was "very horny" and my mom clicked the like button. - I'm so not sleeping at home tonight...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 13:40 by repero Comments (0)  


   messageicon internet is the only place where men are men, women are men, and 13 years old girls are FBI agents.
←Rate | 10-31-2010 16:57 by repero Comments (0)  



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