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   messageicon I always thought someone coughing all day got right on my nerves. It appears I was wrong, it's actually someone sniffing
←Rate | 11-01-2012 08:18 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The person that thinks they're always right is the one person you want to be always wrong
←Rate | 09-26-2012 07:55 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it
←Rate | 02-29-2012 06:42 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think the world absolutely revolves around them. Not once have they asked how my day is going
←Rate | 02-29-2012 06:26 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't decide if the new guy is a really nice helpful kind guy or if he's a creepy serial killer type.It's such a fine line sometimes
←Rate | 02-16-2012 09:03 by nb Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jobs of your boss: 5% to pay your wages. 95% to annoy the hell out of you
←Rate | 02-16-2012 07:20 by nb Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the expression "Is it just me or...." Of course it's just you or I'd have said it as well
←Rate | 02-15-2012 11:47 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss just said can you come in my office. It turns out we meant different things
←Rate | 02-15-2012 10:33 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shakira attacked by a Sea Lion.. early reports show that it could attack again whenever, wherever
←Rate | 02-15-2012 10:20 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are Red,Violets are blue, My knobs in your mouth, best you don't chew
←Rate | 02-14-2012 11:02 by NB Comments (0)  



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