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   messageicon I wonder if anyone's kids had their first day of school today?
←Rate | 08-24-2015 11:15 by Mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Kanye West's baby cries in autotune...
←Rate | 08-25-2013 22:17 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ps4 $399 xbox $499 ....... I think I hear Microsofts sobs from here.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 23:17 by Mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mayans were so incorrect that... Obama just won their electoral votes.
←Rate | 12-22-2012 17:39 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad the real referees are back... my fantasy ref team has really suffered.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 09:27 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why take Davy Jones?? Peter Tork would have been a much better Monkee choice.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 19:15 by Mustangdru Comments (1)  


   messageicon If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that's fat, ugly and stupid.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 18:39 by Mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:10 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:08 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I was any more fun I'd be boobs and bubble wrap
←Rate | 10-14-2011 17:04 by mustangdru Comments (0)  



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