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   messageicon Here's a tip for those that tan: If you end up lookin' like you rolled around in a bunch of Dorito's, you overdid it.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 17:10 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon morning radio shows exist to read the internet to old folks.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 13:35 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little word to my Facebook friends. Stop accepting requests from scantily clad ladies in short skirts taking pics of themselves in the mirror. These are not real friends and you will end up having your FB wall pimped selling shoes. HELLO!?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:44 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon The thing that I miss the most about being young? Knowing everything.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 12:39 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:49 by mntnbikerbw Comments (2)  


   messageicon Happy National Employer Random Drug Testing Day everyone!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 09:54 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen is playing on the radio.....brings back memories of my kick ball days in elementary school, I was a beast.....I coulda been a contender!.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:39 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to come up with anything clever this morning, apparently the voices in my head have decided to sleep in.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 10:31 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rain on a Monday, in spite of the fact we need the rain, is unacceptable. Mother Nature will be hearing from my attorney.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 09:45 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy National Caramel Day everyone!
←Rate | 04-05-2011 10:12 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  



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