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   messageicon What is air is actually poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kills us.
←Rate | 11-21-2011 18:04 by marq Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate trying new clothes on in the dressing room and then looking at yourself in the mirror after putting your old clothes back on.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 15:08 by marq Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of God's greatest pranks would be to leave Rihanna behind as the 'only girl in the world' on saturday.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:54 by marq Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Let me put it simply. You can't find out who sees your profile. You won't win Southwest Airlines tickets. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free iPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death.. Not on
←Rate | 05-09-2011 17:26 by marq Comments (1)  


   messageicon the only thing I find more interesting than the royal wedding right now is everything else
←Rate | 04-28-2011 10:52 by marq Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was thinking of donating to the sperm bank, they pay good money actually.. I can't believe how much money I've let slip through my fingers.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:23 by marq Comments (0)  



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