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   messageicon How to eat an Oreo: First you twist it...... Oh it broke...
←Rate | 02-04-2010 00:38 by khaleed Comments (0)  


   messageicon that a person who really loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everoyone else still believes in the smile on your face
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:32 by khaleed Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:48 by khaleed Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:25 by khaleed Comments (0)  


   messageicon good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!
←Rate | 02-02-2010 23:22 by khaleed Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
←Rate | 02-01-2010 15:46 by khaleed Comments (0)  


   messageicon I flirt with you it doesn't mean I'm interested, it just means I'm awake
←Rate | 02-01-2010 15:43 by khaleed Comments (0)  



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