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   messageicon If athletes wear 'JUST DO IT' shirts...do drug dealers wear 'JUST SELL IT' shirts?
←Rate | 03-14-2011 14:55 by justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
←Rate | 02-16-2011 21:00 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon SEX- now that I have your attention....(real status)
←Rate | 02-16-2011 20:54 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon so far, this is the oldest I've ever been
←Rate | 02-15-2011 22:44 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:26 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:20 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jail: the government's way of sending you to your room
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:15 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  



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