johnny5 Funny Status Messages

   hates leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

   I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

   having a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

   It must be spring, I just saw 2 crackheads pawning a space heater. Who needs a groundhog?

   BEER - Helping white men dance since 1881.

   just heard that LITTLE TWIT Justin Bieber say "yo dawg" during an interview.. WTF !! When is his 15min gonna be up?

   statistically, 6 out of 7 midgets aren't happy...

   ...Can someone to tell me why there is braille on drive thru ATM machines. Am I missing something here??

   Dear Warner Brothers: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.

   Welcome to Facebook. Feel free to attack, judge and air your own and everyone Else's dirty laundry!! Don't forget to keep it Catty and Cryptic!!