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   messageicon I took a train home. Now I don't know how to get it back on the rails...
←Rate | 08-06-2015 17:31 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots?
←Rate | 11-15-2013 18:03 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon If life taught me anything, it's that Mikey will eat anything...
←Rate | 11-14-2013 06:20 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel sorry for Perrier water, they were the only ones for a long time...
←Rate | 11-13-2013 21:25 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am living vicariously through myself...
←Rate | 11-08-2013 10:46 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is often thought of as an emotion that takes time to develop. In reality, love is just a seed that gets planted. It grows when nourished. Fortunately in my case, my seed is a microwave popcorn seed ...
←Rate | 10-27-2013 20:02 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you'd think they could fly...
←Rate | 09-28-2013 08:04 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me ask you guys... I don't hear anything about Farmville these days. Did you guys sellout to Monsanto?
←Rate | 09-01-2013 02:02 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...
←Rate | 08-31-2013 03:55 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 16:40 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  



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