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   messageicon Water polo? How do they prevent the horses from drowning?
←Rate | 08-09-2016 12:35 by deadman Comments (0)  


   messageicon So who is going to go see Jaws 19 in 3d with me tonight?
←Rate | 10-21-2015 13:00 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fred Durst is directing a commercial for the dating site eHarmony. If he doesn't use the slogan "Do It For The Nookie" I will be highly disappointed.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 10:03 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon America is no longer the fattest country in the world. That honor belongs to Mexico now. In other news the Twinkie is making an historic comeback. Well played Mexico, Well played indeed!
←Rate | 07-11-2013 09:37 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope one day The Rock opens a restaurant so I can finally smell......What the Rock is cooking.
←Rate | 04-11-2013 15:15 by Deadman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists are trying to find new ways to deflect asteroids in case one gets close to hitting Earth. My theory is putting a Cubs uniform on the asteroid would render it incapable of hitting anything.
←Rate | 03-19-2013 08:35 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon It'll be 100 years since the R.M.S Titanic sank in five days. Some of the wealthiest people died that day. It was also Tax Deadline Day? Someone didn't pay their taxes......
←Rate | 04-10-2012 09:29 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad thought bubbles aren't visible, or else people would think I'm a complete psychopath,
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:35 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holding ALT and pressing F4 will fix all of your facebook problems...Your Welcome :)
←Rate | 09-22-2011 10:05 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I quit my job at the compass factory, I just felt like I needed to go in a new direction.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 11:23 by Deadman Comments (0)  



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