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   messageicon why are wedding dresses white? because you want the dishwasher to match the rest of the appliances
←Rate | 09-05-2017 11:14 by dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon The local car wash had a special "Brazilian Wax", now my car's carpet is gone....
←Rate | 07-23-2016 22:44 by dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A lift
←Rate | 11-27-2014 16:50 by dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Kellogg (the cereal tycoon) founded the Race Betterment Foundation, an organization which planned to sterilize minorities in the U.S.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 15:01 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got a job in a reggae band playing the triangle, I just stand at the back n ting
←Rate | 11-11-2014 16:57 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm from England and have no idea who ray rice is....
←Rate | 09-08-2014 17:47 by dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just Heard Donald Sterling is planning on buying the Boston Bruins once he sells the Clippers!
←Rate | 05-02-2014 19:28 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon hanging out with Waldo.......Try to find me!
←Rate | 03-12-2012 14:27 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone could get rich opening a business that untangles Christmas lights. Grrr....
←Rate | 11-19-2011 13:14 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kitchen smells like Ke$ha. (Tequila, lime and fish.)
←Rate | 07-04-2011 01:32 by dave Comments (0)  



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