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   messageicon Tonight on Glenn Beck. Osama was killed on 5/1, exactly 66 years to the day after Hitler. if you add 5+1 you get 6. 66 years later on 5/1 (6) you get, now stay with me, 666. Osama was the anti-christ, tonight on Glenn Beck.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 17:50 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon Meteor Shower! Yeah, right NASA. We know better.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 09:19 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recipe for disaster: A dash of stupidity combined with copious amounts of greed and prepared by the government.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 09:16 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I don't appear to be listening to you, don't take it personal. I am just not interested in what you're saying.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:07 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate Cliches. They're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
←Rate | 05-10-2010 12:17 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon marriage is a natural defense mechanism designed to help us overcome our fear of death.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 10:07 by dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is my facebook. This is my gun. This is for posting this is for fun
←Rate | 03-31-2010 18:52 by dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon as anxious as a biker in front of a Toyota
←Rate | 03-07-2010 13:25 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"
←Rate | 02-08-2010 18:29 by dane Comments (0)  


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