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   messageicon I would much rather answer silly questions than try to fix stupid mistakes.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 13:41 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man with athletic tongue make broad jump.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 01:28 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Advice from Aunt Fanny: #173 Remember, it's bad luck to be superstitious.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 10:13 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a woman answers the door wearing only a see through nightie, is she negligent?
←Rate | 07-02-2012 16:50 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wives want a video record of the birth of their child. Husbands want a record of the conception.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 10:41 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon it true that the secret fantasy of a frustrated Amish woman is two Mennonite?
←Rate | 07-01-2012 16:50 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women want a man who can read them like a book, so long as he is proficient in braille.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 10:35 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon a woman with loose morals “Frito Lay”?
←Rate | 06-30-2012 21:38 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Few things are more annoying than someone setting a good example.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 09:45 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A smart man will buy his wife the finest china, so she won't trust him to touch it.
←Rate | 06-27-2012 11:25 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  



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