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   messageicon Next time I see a car with like, 90 stick children on it, I am taping a condom to the window.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 20:18 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must confess...I want to get back with my ex..LOL just kidding! I would rather Sh*t in my hand and clap!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2013 01:51 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time for my weekly game of, "Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on."
←Rate | 04-02-2013 01:46 by CJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon My relationship status just changed to sweatpants oreos and netflix!
←Rate | 04-02-2013 01:44 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all do respect to Whitney (may she RIP), why did she not fix her child's teeth!!
←Rate | 11-01-2012 23:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently just having one of those days....tonight is definitely going to be sponsored by Coors light!!
←Rate | 08-22-2012 19:23 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 11:25 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Debt collectors calling you? They dont call ME anymore after I answer the phone "Homicide, Detective Smith speaking, please give me your full name and direct affiliation with the victim who's phone you've just called." Problem solved!
←Rate | 07-28-2012 13:07 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say, "You are what you eat" That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 11:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon B*tch please, I can remove 99% of your so called "Beauty" with a kleenex.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 11:10 by CJ Comments (0)  



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