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   messageicon Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”
←Rate | 11-17-2011 14:18 by Ak Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you'll never lose women, chasing money.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:37 by Ak Comments (0)  


   messageicon People think I'm God... anywhere I go, they say "Oh God! You've come again..."
←Rate | 02-19-2010 02:11 by ak Comments (0)  



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