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   messageicon They say 1in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 07:44 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Royal family are said to be "disappointed" over a French magazine publishing pictures of Kate Middleton topless. Me too, they're tiny.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 07:07 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A little boy asks his dad, "Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?" His dad replies, "Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"
←Rate | 08-30-2012 11:46 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After one too many remarks about her weight, my wife went berserk. She screamed, "If you keep up with these fat jokes, you'll drive me to suicide!" "Well I'd have to, you wouldn't walk would you?" I replied.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 11:37 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your lies
←Rate | 08-28-2012 02:50 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 14:27 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Don't you play stupid with me!" shouted my wife. "Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?" I replied.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 07:27 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alien 1: “Did the humans get our message?” Alien 2: “Yeah, but they named it dubstep and dance to it.”
←Rate | 08-16-2012 01:23 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No matter how much you shake & dance, the last few drop fall in your pants
←Rate | 08-13-2012 13:40 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finished I couldn't believe it when my wife demanded sex the other night just before the start of the 100 meter's final but I have to say, I was pleased with my performance.I finished before Bolt.
←Rate | 08-11-2012 16:59 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 13:18 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But you my friend can kiss my ass!
←Rate | 08-05-2012 00:26 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 17:13 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 01:51 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: 'All we did was correct his eyesight'
←Rate | 07-30-2012 11:33 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD'?" Granny replies, "Bugger the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
←Rate | 07-30-2012 11:21 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beauty of Vodka:It looks lik Water!! Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed Irony of Life:We didn't Realize This During Our School Days.
←Rate | 07-29-2012 07:21 by Zubindalal1 Comments (1)  

   messageicon If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?
←Rate | 07-27-2012 03:39 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girls at parties are like parking spaces, if you're late all the good ones are gone, So when nobody's looking you stick it in the disabled one....
←Rate | 07-26-2012 13:24 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Obama said 1992's dream team was better than this year's Olympic basketball team. Which is interesting because a lot of people think 1992's president is better than this year's president
←Rate | 07-26-2012 13:19 by Zubindalal1 Comments (2)  


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