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   messageicon Congrats Khloe Kardashian! You're father was granted parole!
←Rate | 07-20-2017 15:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's probably called almond milk because nut juice doesn't sound as enticing..
←Rate | 07-13-2017 09:12 by Yaj Comments (3)  


   messageicon It was nice to see Rose from the Titanic do the coin toss..
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never criticise your husband's faults. It may have been those little imperfections which stopped him from getting a better wife.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 13:01 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I heard a guy on the street say, 'It's chowder season, baby!' so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words
←Rate | 12-09-2016 07:18 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 15:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money
←Rate | 02-11-2016 22:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't realize the AIDS epidemic was so bad, they say one in every two and a half men have it
←Rate | 11-18-2015 13:05 by Yaj Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Hi Kids! Wanna see how I lost all this weight playing hide the salami? And you might get to see my footlong!!! (which is actually 11")
←Rate | 07-07-2015 11:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon In memory of Whitney Houston, all flags should be lowered a crack..
←Rate | 02-11-2015 09:48 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades..
←Rate | 11-06-2014 08:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!
←Rate | 10-17-2014 16:05 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if I have ever eaten an egg that came from a chicken I ate
←Rate | 09-10-2014 09:07 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems as if I come across the most scary spiders while I'm in the bathroom. For that, I am somewhat grateful
←Rate | 08-12-2014 16:46 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
←Rate | 07-22-2014 09:01 by Yaj Comments (4)  


   messageicon If you ever think that English is not a shtty language, just remember that read and lead rhyme, and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead
←Rate | 06-20-2014 16:41 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a message from Jaheem Kofi, the kid I'm feeding for $.50 a day in Ivory Coast... he wants his NY Ranger 2014 Stanley Cup Champions T-shirt in small.
←Rate | 06-09-2014 23:24 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish "Earth Day" was a realityh show in which we can vote people off of the planet.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 12:16 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock Knock! .... "Who's there" . . . .Not the Malaysian airplane pilot
←Rate | 03-19-2014 15:03 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
←Rate | 01-17-2014 14:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  

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