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   messageicon What I like about dogs is you can lock them in the basement over night. And in the morning their glad to see you. Your wife on the other isn't.
←Rate | 09-21-2017 01:54 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon Has anyone ever noticed the & symbol looks like a man dragging his a$$ across the floor?
←Rate | 05-28-2012 09:54 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate nerds who coverup their answers. Like come on bro lets work together.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 08:40 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my people like I like my coffee, I f*cking hate coffee!
←Rate | 04-26-2012 14:37 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 4:20 on 4/20! Do you know where your bong is?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 05:20 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cab to go to bar: 30 dollars 4 rounds of beer to get your friend to tell you your ex is now a stripper: 70 dollars The look on your ex's face when you shove a single in her buttcrack: PRICELESS!
←Rate | 03-30-2012 17:54 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's national cleavage day. Let's honor this holiday ladies.....
←Rate | 03-30-2012 15:29 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Class reunions are pointless now. Because of Facebook I see all you f*ckers everyday.
←Rate | 03-23-2012 04:47 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say you can't make jokes about blind people, just watch me.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 02:17 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 05:01 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon No woman will ever be truely satisfied on valentines day, because no man will ever have a chocolate peni$ that ejacul@tes money.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:51 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon The guy in front of me was buying condoms with his credit card and it got declined. He just got c0ckblocked by visa..
←Rate | 01-29-2012 21:42 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian marriage?
←Rate | 01-25-2012 16:20 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much teenagers care about politics. Regular topic: lol wat? Presidential election: meh. Threaten the Internet: it's the most important thing ever.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 13:22 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate meeting super fine on Facebook but pugly in real life girls.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 10:20 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disliked the Mexican one simply because you put hafta
←Rate | 12-22-2011 07:34 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon This year I'm putting a mistletoe in my back pocket so all my haters can kiss my ass!
←Rate | 12-10-2011 14:14 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait to see my girlfriends face in 12 days when I tell her I'm done playing black ops. I'm going to let the happiness soak in for about 2 minutes then turn on modern ware fare 3.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 11:02 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NBA has canceled the first two weeks of the regular season. In a related story who cares.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 23:05 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a bumper sticker that said Distracted drivers crash, hang up and drive. Then I crashed into him because I was reading the sticker.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 14:20 by Will Comments (0)  


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