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   messageicon M L B suspended A-Rod, proving that cheaters never prosper. They just get $350M and a World Series ring while boning models.
←Rate | 08-14-2013 19:53 by UrfavAHole Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but in my defense, I ALWAYS held down the B button while playing Super Mario Brothers". 
←Rate | 08-14-2013 19:02 by UrfavAHole Comments (0)  


   messageicon All of my Ex's nicknamed me Subway because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:35 by UrfavAHole Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I were married by a Judge. I now wish I would have asked for a Jury.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 15:17 by UrfavAHole Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 14 y/o daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I think it's okay to leave her alone with him.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 11:27 by UrfavAHole Comments (1)  


   messageicon When are liquor stores going to get in on the Groupon game
←Rate | 08-06-2013 19:15 by UrfavAHole Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want to live forever. But if I found the Fountain of Youth, I'd definitely stick my balls in it.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 16:38 by UrfavAHole Comments (0)  



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