Funny Status Message #135289

X says All of my Ex's nicknamed me Subway because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches
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# 122081 So Subway's Foot Longs are actually only 11 inches. Hang on while I get my calculator and figure this all out....I've had this many subs over the past several......okay got it...Subway, you owe me a Ten Mile sub.
# 68661 My girlfriend said, "I don't know if six inches is gonna be enough for me." Thank God we were at Subway when she said it!
# 56647 I like to consider myself like King Soopers...I too, take pride in the quality of my meat.

←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:35 by UrfavAHole

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