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   messageicon Hmm! Just found my first grey pube, but other than that..the burger was pretty decent!
←Rate | 12-08-2018 08:52 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to my girlfriend’s funeral today..and met her parents for the first time! What a pair of miserable folks!
←Rate | 12-06-2018 04:52 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 1984 a light aircraft killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach.. which is why I don't jog!!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:11 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were any more hungry right now, Madonna would adopt me!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 08:53 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby!
←Rate | 12-02-2018 10:15 by Truman Comments (1)  


   messageicon Not so great minds also think alike!
←Rate | 11-29-2018 07:42 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Who let the dogs out?" - [Pavlov getting annoyed]
←Rate | 11-26-2018 13:23 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon British PhD student Matthew Hedges has been pardoned in the United Arab Emirates! All he has to do is visit the Embassy to pick up his papers!
←Rate | 11-26-2018 12:55 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember going to see Dr Hook in the 80s. Worst prostate exam ever!! 😲
←Rate | 11-25-2018 06:32 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements, which included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later?
←Rate | 11-20-2018 02:58 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've started visiting orgies dressed as a Ninja-Turtle! I'm really coming out of my shell these days!
←Rate | 11-16-2018 07:56 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good news for insomniacs! Only 2 more sleeps to Christmas!
←Rate | 11-14-2018 06:29 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or is anyone else finding it difficult to log on to dyslexics.moc?
←Rate | 11-11-2018 20:21 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd just like to congratulate the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table! They're basically everywhere now!
←Rate | 11-06-2018 04:46 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and phones while they're at the beach?
←Rate | 10-24-2018 16:02 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Girlfriend says our sex-life is so bad because I get so easily distracted? Ah well!..back to it I suppose!
←Rate | 10-21-2018 05:44 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon First rule of Fight Club: Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian Embassy!
←Rate | 10-20-2018 16:14 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often get a "yes" from women, but it's usually followed by, "that's him officer"
←Rate | 10-19-2018 12:04 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life consists of avoiding people you have seen naked, while trying to find new people to see naked?
←Rate | 10-14-2018 08:57 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity!
←Rate | 10-09-2018 11:47 by Truman Comments (0)  



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