Timk Funny Status Messages

   I'm watching the hurricane coverage on the weather channel. I hate to be insensitive but, can anyone really pay attention to what the officials are saying when the sign language lady is flailing about?

   Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".

   Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.

   Nothing say's "Happy Mother's Day" like a uterus shaped pizza!

   According to Monster.com there is a ton of openings in the Baltimore department tourism.

   Seeing eye Pit Bulls. They're for rough neighborhoods.

   Now that everyone has cameras you'd think there would be more pictures of UFOs, Bigfoots, ghosts, etc.

   I wonder if Hillary has any stains on her pants suits.

   Huge Star Wars fan, Can't imagine a world without Spock.

   Patriots better deflate that frigging ball or they are going to be in trouble.