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X says Warning: I break for lawn deer
X says Breaking news: Facebook website is down for most users. Twitter will soon follow as it is overwhelmed by tweets asking "Is facebook down?"
X says lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
X says I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher
X is If you're not living on the edge you're taking too much space
X Just banned a lot of people who can't distinguish between posting a comment and/or a status submission. Read the rules before posting a status submission!!!
X is "never on schedule, but always on time."
X is doing the truffle shuffle
X is "not the issue here, Dude."
X is 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
X is carbon based.
X is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
X is known to cause cancer in the state of California
X is chillin like a villain.
X is making friends and influencing people
X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
X is taking over the world
X is the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
X is not the droid you're looking for.
X is harvesting paperclips from work