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   messageicon Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, its like coloring! All you do is stay between the f*cking lines!
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:14 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its New Years... I just dont understand why people feel the need that they have to go out and get sh!tfaced and not remember ringing in the New Year..Well I guess I should finish these beers and get back to work. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 12:24 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sorry but I dont understand some wh!te people...They are the only type of people I see in 20 degree weather wearing sock and sandels with shorts on acting like its f*ckin summertime..
←Rate | 12-29-2011 10:02 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its a t!t bit nipply outside... I breast go in where its a little bit hooter
←Rate | 12-28-2011 19:51 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love how people fight via facebook when their in relationships... Why even bother changing the relationship status to single.. When you know you ass is guna change it back in 15mins! Do us all a favor an STFU!
←Rate | 12-28-2011 11:11 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Theres no manly way to say.. "Honey can you pass me my Girl Scout Cookies?"
←Rate | 12-18-2011 20:04 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its called Facebook people.. Not Show your body (that you still clearly need to work on) book!
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:59 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Soooo basically "twitter" is basically Myspace 2.0?!
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:27 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Theres no way in hell I'm ever buying my child a Elmo doll...I'm still having nightmares from having one as a child!
←Rate | 12-08-2011 14:28 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will always refer to # as a "number sign"or "pound sign".. Not a "Hashtag" The last time I remeber a hashtag. it was being handed to de left hand side
←Rate | 12-05-2011 21:39 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


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