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   messageicon Men try role reversal in bed, and you have a headache for once.
←Rate | 04-22-2020 21:11 by STARMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't kid your self would be a good name for a comdom.
←Rate | 04-22-2020 21:07 by STARMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a man who has everything?...... A bachelor.
←Rate | 04-22-2020 15:02 by STARMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two things a wife can do to make her husband happy are, pack her bags and leave.
←Rate | 04-22-2020 14:56 by STARMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you do if you are an atheist and your stuck behind a car that has a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumber sticker?
←Rate | 04-22-2020 03:08 by STARMAN Comments (1)  


   messageicon HELP, I'm out of booze, and sobering up.
←Rate | 04-18-2020 20:46 by STARMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is national wear your pajamas to work day. Didn't that start when the stay at home orders went into effect?
←Rate | 04-16-2020 20:49 by Starman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone knows that Santa lives at the North Pole, but does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?
←Rate | 04-16-2020 00:02 by Starman Comments (0)  


   messageicon For sale slightly used daily planner.
←Rate | 04-09-2020 06:41 by Starman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents, here's a way to keep your kids busy for awhile on Easter, let them have an Easter egg hunt, just don't hide any eggs.
←Rate | 04-05-2020 14:02 by Starman Comments (0)  



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