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   messageicon says the scariest thing in the world is to know what a cat is thinking when it stares at you
←Rate | 01-25-2012 10:48 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon says he is not the only one that yawns with a HE-MAN/Popeye pose at work; every guy does
←Rate | 09-19-2011 10:15 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks whoever invented new year resolutions would have sworn every year that he wished he hadn't...
←Rate | 12-28-2010 09:10 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty damn sure me wife is in the 33% of the married women who claim their pets are better listeners than their husbands - last night I saw the cat desparately going through my draw, may be trying to find my noise cancellation headphones !!!
←Rate | 05-05-2010 09:28 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon busy writing a note to self: DO NOT PUNCH IN THE FACE (AGAIN) the dude sitting in the next cubicle no matter how annoying his vacation tale is !!!
←Rate | 05-05-2010 09:02 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon how about you jump from cloud 9 to 1, that way you can see my middle finger better !
←Rate | 04-16-2010 09:58 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why people say "that sucks" for bad things; clearly they haven't had any experience that relates to the second word within quotes
←Rate | 03-25-2010 19:02 by SH Comments (0)  


   messageicon effective way of getting back at someone is to ask them a yes or no question like this - "Have you stopped putting your head up ur a$$ these days ?"
←Rate | 03-23-2010 07:57 by SH Comments (0)  



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