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   messageicon Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:57 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm gonna survive tomorrow cause I got a pack of sensu beans and all 7 dragonballs. I'm good.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 19:32 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 23:54 by SEDDY90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is how guccimane face look (8o>-_-)
←Rate | 04-20-2012 02:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You Are Not A MAN if you can make A BABY, Your Are a Man Who Can Raise One Especially One which is not yours ~ Mr. Krab
←Rate | 04-13-2012 08:20 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 02:09 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)
←Rate | 04-12-2012 15:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 03:29 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 07:15 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
←Rate | 11-05-2011 01:19 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she'll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 10:36 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had a nickel for every time someone said I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 15:20 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...
←Rate | 06-03-2011 01:42 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 18:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:34 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:31 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 11:07 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?
←Rate | 05-22-2011 13:44 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 15:25 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


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