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   messageicon "Oh, you smoke cigarettes? Don't bother, I'll take myself to the friendzone."
←Rate | 07-19-2015 10:07 by Rollen Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you think you're having a bad day just remember, at least you're not receiving death threats by one of the world most powerful drug lord.
←Rate | 07-13-2015 20:09 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the only text you receive all day is from your phone company saying that you've exhausted your data for the month, you ugly.
←Rate | 06-22-2015 13:36 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon My daily goal is to change the world one status at a time. (Sigh) this is how single I am.
←Rate | 05-01-2015 11:47 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says “B*tch don't kill my vibe” – me every time I see a post about that dress or the black coffee jokes.
←Rate | 03-03-2015 19:46 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost forgot to upload a pic of my Starbucks coffee. What a waste of coffee that would have been!
←Rate | 02-25-2015 09:22 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don't want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
←Rate | 02-14-2015 09:36 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon She lost me at, " I'm going for the Seahawks!"
←Rate | 02-01-2015 19:40 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon She lost me at, "that's cray cray!"
←Rate | 01-13-2015 12:00 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon She lost me at, "I don't watch football."
←Rate | 01-04-2015 13:14 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a Mexican but not a "I'm driving around the city with out car insurance" Mexican..
←Rate | 01-04-2015 09:44 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a Mexican but not a "I own a metro phone Mexican."
←Rate | 01-03-2015 16:46 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I wanted for Xmas was for the pirate bay website to come back. Is that too much to ask?
←Rate | 01-02-2015 16:57 by Rollen Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Life...Would you at least start using lubricant in 2015.
←Rate | 01-02-2015 13:27 by Rollen Comments (1)  


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