Funny Status Message #160243

X says "Oh, you smoke cigarettes? Don't bother, I'll take myself to the friendzone."
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←Rate | 07-19-2015 10:07 by Rollen

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Sunday July 19, 2015 @ 06:42 PM

Wow who knew the douches from "truth" dot org post here. lol

Oh you get upset about smoking? Never mind, your an uptight b itch lol

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