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   messageicon Has Missouri ever done a tourism ad with the slogan ‘Missouri Loves Company?’ If not, what is even the point of Missouri?
←Rate | 12-07-2023 09:08 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most problems can be solved with nudity
←Rate | 12-05-2023 10:07 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman
←Rate | 11-29-2023 10:19 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in
←Rate | 10-19-2023 09:00 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way I just scratched my back on the corner of the wall, leads me to believe I would have been an above average stripper.
←Rate | 08-24-2023 09:17 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
←Rate | 08-21-2023 09:23 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
←Rate | 08-18-2023 10:09 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
←Rate | 08-16-2023 09:00 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember
←Rate | 08-11-2023 09:54 by RobbieG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honestly, I think pregnancy test commercials would be a whole lot more authentic if they showed two single people high-fiving when it’s negative
←Rate | 08-04-2023 08:49 by RobbieG Comments (0)  



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