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   messageicon I haven’t wanted to drink an ice cold beer this bad in a bar since I was underage.
←Rate | 04-02-2020 19:53 by Morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon If that dress isn't Gold and White I'm not living
←Rate | 02-26-2015 21:28 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
←Rate | 01-06-2014 16:44 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I think that means I have 2020 vision
←Rate | 01-06-2014 16:42 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss asked me why I wasn't working today. I dont him I was going as Obama Care for Halloween
←Rate | 10-31-2013 19:51 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life throws skittles at you and tells you to taste the rainbow, just throw m&ms back and say I'm not afraid.
←Rate | 08-19-2013 18:50 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fishin was so bad the mosquitos weren't even biting
←Rate | 07-14-2013 19:34 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
←Rate | 07-07-2013 16:32 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanted GF. A girl with good cooking skills and a jet ski, please show pic of jet ski.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 10:25 by morm Comments (0)  



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