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   messageicon Will never understand people who look both ways before entering the traffic circle?
←Rate | 10-15-2021 11:04 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Space, the final frontier for William Shatner who's 10-minute mission to seek out stranger new publicity for Jeff Bezoses Space Program. To boldly go where only a few million Tourist have gone before!
←Rate | 10-13-2021 10:02 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon A termite walks into a bar and asks where's the bar tender?
←Rate | 09-14-2021 08:49 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon One good thing about being a Amazon delivery driver is you can impress women by telling them your company provides you with a Mercedes-Benz.
←Rate | 09-10-2021 15:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Been getting a lot of things done lately thanks to a wonderful Facebook feature I love using you could find under settings then scrolling down to where it says log out.
←Rate | 09-08-2021 15:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon To many environmentally-friendly Facebook philosophers and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
←Rate | 09-01-2021 09:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you sit behind me honking your horn for letting a car into traffic I'm going to super polite and wait to let the next five cars to pull out into traffic as well.
←Rate | 08-23-2021 23:46 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a fine line between "I've got nothing to do today except look at facebook" and "I've got nothing to do today because I'm looking at facebook"
←Rate | 08-05-2021 08:46 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well it looks like Richard Branson is going to win the millionaire space race which is one small step for Richard one giant leap before Jeff Bezos.
←Rate | 07-09-2021 23:40 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way they're sending civilians into space nowadays is one small step for man one impossible leap for anyone who doesn't have a million dollars who'd like to go.
←Rate | 07-02-2021 08:41 by Moon Comments (0)  


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