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   messageicon I'm going to get married on February 29th so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.
←Rate | 02-23-2020 22:39 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The scariest words a man can ever hear from a woman are "Notice anything different?"
←Rate | 02-23-2020 09:13 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon What came first the chicken or the egg all depends on whether or not I'm having breakfast or dinner.
←Rate | 02-17-2020 11:29 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chalkboards are a remarkable invention.
←Rate | 02-16-2020 20:35 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Valintimes, as I love you more then I can express on a website sent by means of a plastic artificial intelligence device <3
←Rate | 02-14-2020 11:30 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking things to the thrift store. But first I have to drive around with it in the back of my car for the next 3 months.
←Rate | 02-12-2020 12:29 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided not to host the Oscars this year and see they couldn't find anyone to replace me.
←Rate | 02-10-2020 08:45 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think those status updates that's say copy and paste this status so I'll know who's reading my status are stupid. Copy and paste this status if you agree.
←Rate | 02-04-2020 13:58 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got gas for $1.99! And no it wasn't at Taco Bell.
←Rate | 02-03-2020 08:01 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon With Valentine's Day just around the corner if you're secretly in love with me and would like a candlelit dinner with flowers and candy, it's to late shell out all that money, but talk to me talk on the 15th and maybe next year.
←Rate | 02-02-2020 22:59 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon ¡ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq I ǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ
←Rate | 01-29-2020 10:43 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're alone and sad for Valentine's Day, to make you feel better just remember that for the love of a woman Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beat to death with clubs :-)
←Rate | 01-25-2020 12:26 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking at my kitchen junk drawer I think I finally have enough miscellaneous things accumulated to build a spaceship to get off this rock!
←Rate | 01-25-2020 09:34 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with driving an old air-cooled Volkswagen bus is kids keep mistaking it as an ice cream truck, and the worst part is it's so slow they could almost catch you.
←Rate | 01-23-2020 13:21 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come join the world wide movement called "I pledge to bend over and pick up a random piece of garbage on the street or wherever I see it" movement. Like and share if you like to join!
←Rate | 01-13-2020 08:42 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old I remember when friends had to inviting you over if they wanted to share what they were having for dinner.
←Rate | 01-09-2020 14:36 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old when I was a kid the World Wide Web was connected by a string, and two cups.
←Rate | 01-07-2020 10:18 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old when I was a kid the World Wide Web what is connected by a string, and two cups.
←Rate | 01-07-2020 10:17 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tired of girlfriends treating me like a god, as in only call on me when they need something and ignore me the rest of the time.
←Rate | 01-06-2020 19:44 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old I......just forgot what I was going to post?
←Rate | 01-04-2020 13:55 by Moon Comments (0)  



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