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   messageicon Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
←Rate | 09-13-2012 12:32 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win
←Rate | 06-10-2012 15:00 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend
←Rate | 05-24-2012 14:33 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon women who dont wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch
←Rate | 05-07-2012 13:06 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas STOP and now drop these motha$&@?!/ prices down!
←Rate | 03-28-2012 17:44 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player
←Rate | 03-24-2012 18:24 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 23:52 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices are about $4.95 a gallon and females still think a guy is coming over to just "Chill"
←Rate | 03-22-2012 04:45 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's officially ok to fkk in the car cause it's March Madness, it's a holiday
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:42 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have likes on all your pictures by the same person>>>>>>>you have a stalker
←Rate | 03-04-2012 15:32 by milsfinest Comments (0)  



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